LADY GAGA的MV一向有很多話想說，絕對不是一直換佈景跳舞、換衣服擺動作這麼無趣，這次的Telephone就足足有九分鐘這麼多話想說。
一開始場景是在監獄，我很喜歡這個時尚的監獄，每個犯人造型都讚，而LADY GAGA依然維持百變的模樣，很好看。
之前聽這首歌並沒有太大的感覺，不過配上MV，歌進入的第一句的時候就讓我非常驚豔，好好聽。
每個造型都很吸引人，最後第二個豹紋裝，分明就是MARILYN MANSON在跳舞吧！但我還是很喜歡，我喜歡不計形象演出的女生，很做自己。
後半部故事出現Beyonce ，一整個很白爛，我愛這種調調，而且看她們跳舞真是種享受，又辣又帶勁。
TELEPHONE
Hello, hello, baby; You called, I can't hear a thing.
I have got no service in the club, you see, see…
Wha-Wha-What did you say?
Oh, you're breaking up on me…
Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy.
K-kinda busy K-kinda busy
Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy.
Just a second, it's my favorite song they're gonna play
And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh…
You shoulda made some plans with me,
you knew that I was free.
And now you won't stop calling me;
I'm kinda busy.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna think anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Can call all you want, but there's no one home,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Out in the club, and I'm sippin' that bub,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Call when you want, but there's no one home,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Out in the club, and I'm sippin' that bub,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Boy, the way you blowin' up my phone
won't make me leave no faster.
Put my coat on faster, leave my girls no faster.
I shoulda left my phone at home,
'cause this is a disaster!
Callin' like a collector -sorry, I cannot answer!
Not that I don't like you, I'm just at a party.
And I am sick and tired of my phone r-ringing.
Sometimes I feel like I live in Grand Central Station.
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls, 'cause I'll be dancin'.
'Cause I'll be dancin'
'Cause I'll be dancin'
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls, 'cause I'll be dancin'!
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna think anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna think anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Can call all you want, but there's no one home,
you're not gonna reach my telephone!
'Cause I'm out in the club, and I'm sippin' that bub,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Call when you want, but there's no one home,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
'Cause I'm out in the club, and I'm sippin' that bub,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
My telephone! M-m-my telephone!
'Cause I'm out in the club, and I'm sippin' that bub,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
My telephone! M-m-my telephone!
'Cause I'm out in the club, and I'm sippin' that bub,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
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PART 1 .【GAGA被丟進籠子裡，她跳起來黏在欄杆上】
獄警A： I told you she didn't have a dick.
我就跟你說她沒那根XX
獄警B： Too bad.
真掃興
PART 2 .【監獄放風，GAGA和T接吻時】
廣播： Lady gaga, you've got a call.
gaga,有你的電話
PART 3 .【女囚互毆，GAGA在旁邊看戲時】
廣播： Beyonce is on line gaga!
Beyonce在線上，Gaga
PART 4 .【GAGA換衣服準備出獄】
獄警A： It's your lucky day. Some idiot bailed you out.
算你走運，有個白癡要保你出去
獄警B： You'll be back, honey...
你會再回來的，甜心
PART 5 .【GAGA上了Beyonce的車】
Honey Bee： You've been a very bad girl. A very,very bad bad girl Gagaa.
妳真是個壞女孩，非常 非常壞的壞女孩
Gaga： Uh-huh,Honey Bee
嗯哼，Honey Bee
Gaga： Sure u wanne do this honey bee?
你確定你要這麼做嗎？
Honey Bee： What do you mean am I sure?
你這樣問是什麼意思？
Gaga： You know what they say: Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger.
你知道有句話說：一不作二不休
Honey Bee： You know ,Gaga, trust is like a mirror. you can fix it if it's broke.
妳知道嗎Gaga，信任就像一面鏡子，如果破了你還是可以修好它
Gaga： But you can still see the crack in that m*therf*cker's reflection!
但妳還是會從那他媽的鏡子裡看到裂痕
PART 6 .【GAGA在廚房做三明治、拿到餐廳裡給客人】
Let's make a sandwish
大家來做三明治!
COOK'n'KILL(殺人烹飪)
食譜
•1 oz. rat poison (一盎司老鼠藥)
•1/2 oz. meto-cyanide
•1/2 oz. Fex-M3
•1 cup Tiberium
Shake and stir. Good luck!
搖一搖，拌一拌...祝你好運！
Honey Bee： I knew you'd take all my honey, you selfish mother-****er.
我就知道你會拿走我的蜂蜜，你這自私的混蛋
PART 7 .【新聞快報】
記者Jai Rodriguez： ......appears to be a mass homicide; police offices search for two wemen sent to be fleeing in this crime...in pussy wagon.
...一樁殺人案，警方現在正在尋找兩位涉嫌重大的女性...在一輛寫著"pussy wagon"的車上...
PART 8 .【Beyonce的車上】
Gaga： We did it ,honey bee. Now let's go far, far away from here.
我們做到了honey bee，現在趕快離開這吧
Honey Bee： You promise we'll never come back.
你保證我們再也不回來
Gaga： I promise.
我保證
※參考資料：奇摩知識+，stephanie_M#]
Telephone延續Paparazzi的故事，在Paparazzi中，Gaga的男朋友設計她、害她摔下樓，後來Gaga就把男朋友毒死，結果被抓去關。而這一集，Beyonce的男朋友疑似劈腿被抓包，Beyonce就想學Lady Gaga把男朋友毒死，所以到監獄去把Gaga保出來，兩人聯手把劈腿的臭男人做掉。
兩部MV的每一個橋段都設計得很巧妙，雖然很白爛，但真的是蠻好笑的，Gaga和Beyonce的表情都很欠扁。
非常期待下一集。
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